Josh Donaldson clears up his feelings for John Gibbons

Is this post yet another piece of cheap clickbait courtesy one of Josh Donaldson’s social media channels? You bet it is!

Or… OK, maybe not *too* cheap, as Donaldson’s choice of fragrance runs for $355 at Sephora (which is the first place selling it that came up in a quick Google search) — maybe not crazily extravagant, but not nothing for fake stink!

Which isn’t to say Donaldson is being cheap! I mean, would Gibbons even want some foofy perfume that ran into the thousands of dollars — which I can only assume exist, though how the hell would I know? — or would he much likely prefer “a rich fragrance inspired by the dance of yin and yang, [that] marries deep, feminine florals with the masculine earthiness of black truffle”?

Given the way that the style of this junk is described — “Dark. Sexy. Indulgent.” — I think we know the answer to that.

John Gibbons
Photo credit: Nick Turchiaro-USA TODAY Sports

Damn right, Gibbers. Damn right.