It was the tweet heard ’round the world! Friend of the blog (and former DJF/Getting Blank intern?) Jake Goldsbie laid a humdinger on us last weekend, tweeting to remind us all about the extremely lax rules that the Blue Jays employ when it comes to bringing outside food and beverage into the stadium.

A whole damn charcuterie board! I mean… of course he did. Which is awesome! Not to mention inspiring.

If you want the goods on the actual rules — pffft! — on what you can and can’t bring in, check out this excellent post from Ian over at the Blue Jay Hunter. But first, check out all these other delicacies that you can enjoy while taking in a game…

Dunkaroos!

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Chef Boyardee!

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Peeps!

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A shrimp ring!

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Harambe!

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Wheat!

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Fish assholes!

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A charcuterie board!

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Ground beef and marshmallows!

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A hands-free electric shoe polisher!

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Kitt!

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And, of course, Pizza Cat from Outer Space!

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(Apologies if somebody already beat me to using this hackneyed device!)