This old Tulo ad is too good (see what I did there?)

Troy Tulowitzki
Photo credit: Nick Turchiaro-USA TODAY Sports

Tu-lo, too good? Get it? No?

Ahhh, nevermind.

Anyway, though in it he doesn’t wander though the Dufferin Mall or anything quite as mind-bendingly awesome as that (probably because he played for the Rockies at the time and wouldn’t have known what that was), a young Troy Tulowitzki sure has some wacky adventures in this ad for the Colorado Rockies, which was dug up by excellent Jays-related twitterer @leahflame.

Are you ready for some heavy Denver in the late aughts? Because get ready!

As always, GROF is way on point:

How can you pick just one thing, though!