Hard Pass On Brett Lawrie

Image from DJF on Lawrie’s debut via me combing the Wayback Machine for 45 fucking minutes. Josh Donaldson got hurt in the first week of Spring Training. Devon Travis is still ailing from arthroscopic knee surgery in November, and it’s no guarantee that he’ll be ready to start the season. Steve Pearce is recovering from…


Who’s On First?: Breaking Down Blue Jays’ First Baseman Options

Photo Credit: Kevin Sousa-USA TODAY Sports “I think one of our best teams could be if Justin Smoak is playing first base at a regular rate and playing every day for us.” Spring training is a time for grandiose optimism, and there was no shortage of that coming from Blue Jays general manager Ross Atkins…


A New World is Coming

Much like with any home, there comes a time when you have to throw some paint on the walls, replace broken fixtures, pull up the carpet, Febreze the place and do whatever you can to upgrade your living space. Why am I talking about renovations on a sports website? Well… Because, today, I’m here to tell…


Birds All Day: 103. The Pun Gun

*NOTE: Stoeten’s mic sounds a little off for the first 12 minutes, but it gets better!* Spring Training is in full swing, meaning we get to talk about how boring Spring Training is. Plus! Tim Mayza, bullpen options, the Red Sox’ house of cards, Marcus Snoman, and so much more!