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FYRE GOBBBONS!!!! FIEUR SHAPIYRIO!!!!!

FYRE GIBBBAN!!!

FIUR SHUPIYRO!!!

FIREEEE GABBBINBS!!!!

FARE SAHSHIPIRO!!!!!

FOIERERER GIBBAMS!!!!

FUYRE DONGERSON!!!!

SNULL BALLLGLZ!!!!

FYRE TWO PEOPLE BROOK JACOBY AND THE BULLLPEN!!!! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BULLPEN IS COOKING????

FYREEEE GOBOBBAS!!!!

FURE SHAPIORO!

FYURE SHAPIORIO!!!!

GUY FIERI!

FIRE WALK WITH ME!!!

FIORE BATISTUTA!!!!

FYRRE WILBER!!!!!!

FIREEE FOEERMER MVAP!!!!!!

FAIRE SHUPYRIO!!!!!!!!

FIERRR ANTHROTOPULOS!!!!

SNALLL BAAAAALS!!!!

FURRRRE GAVVINS!!!!!!

FYREEE SAHPIRO AND GIBSON!!!!!!!!

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  • Junkballs

    I really thought that was going to be one of those word morph things where Fire Gibbons ends up as a completely different phrase.
    Fire Gibbins
    Fyre Gobbons
    Fure Gubbins
    Fuce obbins
    Fuck off.

  • Nice Guy Eddie

    I think this year’s team is the culmination of 15 years of Ricciardi/Anthopoulos incompetence. Not a single player in the minors to call up. Not a single position player drafted in 15 years has been an impact player in mlb. Only 3, Aaron Hill, Lind and Pillar, who couldn’t hit water from a boat have played for the Jays for any period of time. AA left a stripped down farm system so he could pursue lousy trades for an overthehill shortstop with an an albatross contract, a couple of short term rentals and a league average pitcher in Dickey. Nicely done AA! People who are kidding themselves that Tellez and Urenas are major leaguers are deluded. This org is being built from the bottom up. The incompetent guys are gone.

    • Teddy Ballgame

      Wouldn’t say irrelevant. If they watch on TV, come out to an occasional game and buy merch, the team will care about ’em. They might be over the top, but you’d rather that than a fanbase that doesn’t even bother.

  • Nice Guy Eddie

    No problem. We just call up the studs in the minors from 15 years of Alex and JP’s drafting. What?! There are no studs? Alex stripped the minors bare trading for old guys and rentals?! Nicely done Alex. Enjoy LA.

    • Glassman

      Yea, what a terrible GM, trading away all of those prospects to build winning teams. If only we could call up one of those struggling pitchers he traded away. I’m pretty sure Hoffman is the only one doing anything right now. Also, He refused to part with some prospects, like Tepera, Alford, Sanchez, Stroman, Osuna. They were all from him. Vlad Jr was a signing by AA as well. Yes, some trades didn’t work out but I would rather the few years of winning instead of waiting a few more years to SEE if the prospects work out. 22 years of that was enough.

  • oilerjed

    Is there anything to the thought that the team is just burned out this season after a couple years of long playoff runs? Looks to me like those who have played major roles the last couple of years are lacking the same energy as years gone by. Maybe it is age as well, but players that good don’t get that bad this quickly.

  • Terry Mesmer

    How can fans be blaming the bullpen? It’s the best aspect of the team (which isn’t saying much, but…).

    > I blame Donaldson’s face shield

    That looks like a joke, but Wilner has had (at least) two calls complaining about the shield.

  • Roberto

    Trade Tulo, Trade Donnyson, Trade Bau Bau, Trade Smokey while he has value, Trade Pillar, Trade Steve Pierce, Trade Morales, Fire Gibby, Hire GREG ZAUN as the manager and trade the Mall! And Fire Atkins and Shapiro.