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Yankees 6, Blue Jays 1: It was The Stanton Show on Opening Day

The Blue Jays put on an incredibly touching, beautiful ceremony for Roy Halladay prior to their Opening Day game against the Yankees. It was fitting, then, that a starting pitcher was incredible, mowing down their opposition with electric stuff and pin-point command. Unfortunately, it was a Yankees pitcher that imitated Doc on the mound.

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On The Blue Jays/StubHub Expose

Put down the pitchforks, Blue Jays fans. The article this morning that appeared on CBC Sports and the Toronto Star “exposing” the Jays partnership with ticket re-seller StubHub is not the result of some earth-shattering scheme that the evil American corporate overlords have uniquely concocted and then covered up.

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A Guide On How Not To Be That Person At A Blue Jays Game

So, we have finally arrived at the greatest goddamn day of the year. And who could argue that it’s not – like, seriously. Opening Day is better than birthdays, your kid’s birthday, your grandparent’s 60th wedding anniversary, Super Bowl Sunday, your best friend’s wedding, your own wedding, graduation, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, WrestleMania, the birth…

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Troy Tulowitzki has been placed on the 60-day Disabled List

To the surprise of no one, veteran shortstop Troy Tulowitzki, who didn’t appear in a spring training game due to bone spurs in his heel, has been placed on the 60-day disabled list to start the season. It was confirmed this morning by Ross Atkins on FAN590.