The Jays Are A Smart Sale Away From Not Being Bad At All

2018 has been a .50 cent daze so far and the floors are crooked. The pre-season started with some hopeful texts to your friends and tweets to Internet people, who you most likely don’t actually know in the real world, but whatever – it’s fun. Those same texts and tweets were then followed by some…


Alex Anthopolous’ trades made the world a better place

Everyone would do the 2015 trade deadline over again without a second thought. Bringing in David Price and Troy Tulowitzki set the stage for the underachieving first-half Blue Jays to go on a historic run to the ALCS. If you wouldn’t, well, I don’t really want to hear what you have to say. You’re probably…


Series Recap: Blue Jays sweep Nationals just like we all expected

Before this weekend’s series, I said this: “This could be ugly. If the team can’t barrel up the ball when *checks notes* Matt Andriese is pitching, they’re going to be grinded into paste by Max Scherzer, Gio Gonzalez, and Tanner Roark. Are you excited yet?!?!!?”  Well, good thing You Can’t Predict Baseball.


#TotallyRichard: Blue Jays Doomsday Clock Keeps Tickin’

In 1947, the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists began the Doomsday Clock, a symbol to represent the current state of the world and how close we are to a catastrophe. It takes into account climate change, technology, and nuclear risks tied to political tension. When the clock hits midnight, the world sees irreversible ramifications. We’re…


Series Preview: The Zombie Expos!

In 2005, Major League Baseball ripped the Expos from Montreal, chucked them in Washington, slapped Walgreens uniforms on them, and called them the Nationals. They’ve never won a playoff series.


MLB expansion would be extremely good for the Blue Jays

It’s just like the good old days. The New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox are supercharged — both teams are on pace for more than 100 wins, one will win the division while the other will be in the Wild Card Game — and the race between the peasants in the American League East…