Series Recap: SWEPT!

Ah, yes, remember when the Blue Jays swept the Trash Birds over a four-game series and things, if you squinted really, really hard, looked kinda good? Neither do I! The Jays went ahead and got swept by the Rays at the House of Horrors to pretty much mitigate their spanking of the Orioles.


Mark Shapiro And Ross Atkins Will Walk The Line Just Fine

The blow it the *cuss* up talk is happening now, as the Jays sit a bunch of games behind the second Wild Card spot. And it kind of sucks because it’s early June and the everything-is-fun April seems like a hell of a long time ago. During these shitty baseball days, we’ve all been a…


Troy Tulowitzki Update: We’re Not Sure If He Ever Existed

Another month, another sad Troy Tulowitzki update: According to Mike Wilner, there’s no timetable for the shortstop’s return. This is the shortstop whose injured ankle apparently “felt great” this spring and wasn’t ruled out of March’s home opener until the break between the American and Canadian National Anthems before the season’s first game against the…


I just noticed how bad Chris Davis has been this year

The Baltimore Orioles are on pace to win 47 games this season. As we witnessed first hand last weekend, the Trash Birds have been an unmitigated disaster due to horrendous pitching, underachieving offence, and, on top of everything, a historically-bad season from Chris Davis.


Series Preview: The House of Horrors Part Two!

The Blue Jays are coming off a four-game sweep of the Orioles meaning they’re on their first win streak of that length since they swept the Royals back in April. Now they’ll head down to Tampa Bay to play with the Rays in the House of Horrors.