Last week, Kendrys Morales drank some of Mike’s Secret Stuff and now he’s hitting fucking everything out of the park. He’s currently one more game with a home run shy of tying Major League Baseball’s all-time record for consecutive games with a bomb. Can he go deep again tonight?!
Josh Donaldson send Blue Jays fans into a tizzy over the weekend when his locker randomly got emptied. His stall featured a completely empty locker with just his name tag which sparked rumours that a trade was imminent, or, worse yet, Donaldson just said “fuck it!” and went home for the season like Troy Tulowitzki.
The days of Competitive September Baseball are gone. Now we’re into Expanded Roster September Baseball as we look forward to Large Adult Sons injecting some much-needed intrigue to the Blue Jays’ roster.
It’s been seven years since Troy Tulowitzki made it through a season without a trip to the disabled list. During his last Major League game on July 28th of last year, he hobbled off the field, assisted by the Blue Jays medical staff. 2019 will be Tulo’s age-34 season.