Whose House? Stro’s House

Marcus Stroman doesn’t even have a salary for 2018 yet — he’ll go to arbitration with the Jays for the second straight year within the next month, arguing for $6.9 million against the Jays’ offer of $6.4 million — but that hasn’t stopped him from flipping a bunch of cash on some new digs.

Don’t worry, though, guys:

Well that’s a relief!

I joke of course. But what’s no joke? Stroman’s fuckin’ house, guy. It’s a beauty. And below you can see it as he shows it off for the Players’ Tribune.

Yeah, I guess it’s pretty nice. As nice as mailing in a blog post on a Tuesday afternoon? WHO’S TO SAY???