The season might be over, but also, fuck the Red Sox. Sweeping them, though it would alter the Blue Jays draft position (lolol what is this the NHL????) would be a good time. It would also mean we don’t have to watch those trash ass Massholes celebrate an American league East title, because that’s always vomit-inducing.

Rick Porcello sucks ass and considering the Jays just spanked Chris Sale, a pitcher who doesn’t suck ass, my math suggests they’ll spank Rick Porcello even harder. I would love to see Teoscar Hernandez and Josh Donaldson blast some more goddamn dingers and I would also love to watch ACEstrada have another great start before the season comes to a close.