The Blue Jays don’t have a chance to get to .500 tonight, so they’re safe to win a ballgame — and make sure that they at least will split this four-game series with the Rangers, which concludes with tomorrow afternoon’s game. Hey, and Joe Biagini has a chance to not be awful, unlike the last time we saw him, in last Friday’s loss to the White Sox. His ERA as a starter is now up to 4.70. Fun!

Well, you’ve already heard today’s lineup news, so that’s obviously the big one. … Or is it?

Yowza.

That’s also pretty good stuff right there!

He’s already on the 40 man, and I’d say “so maybe that’s something,” but he’s barely played all year, and never anywhere close to the big leagues, so don’t go dreaming about a second base solution here just yet.

And now, the lineups…