The Jays played like eight hours of consecutive baseball today. Lost in the action… Uh, okay, actually not lost at all because it exploded on Twitter was Vlady Jr. absolutely murdering a baseball in New Hampshire’s game tonight against Binghamton.

Listen to the goddamn sound this thing makes, good lord. Just watch it over and over. It doesn’t get old.

The second game was soooooo bad that the telecast cut to that clip of Vlad’s homer. Amazing. Call him up. Fuck it.