Mark Shapiro spoke with Stephen Brunt and some Jeff Blair guy about all sorts of things and even took a few questions from the fans. And, as always, he had some pretty damn interesting things to say, so let’s just cut to the goddamn baseball chase and dive into all the juicy stuff.

I’m pretty sure that we can all agree that we would like better food options, better drink options, and better drink option spaces in the next 15 years, as well as some kind of legends row outside the Dome, a little Blue Jays history-hall somewhere in the stadium, and a couple World Series banners, of course. And the dumb uncle Ted statue gone for good. Anyway …

Honestly, could you imagine being Mark Shapiro and discussing Rogers Centre upgrades to a Rogers Board room with CEO Joe Natale, CFO Tony Staffieri, and other board members who probably don’t give a flying fuck about baseball? Maybe I’m wrong, maybe they do, but they definitely don’t give as much of a shit as all of us, that’s for sure. And my bet is that the board room probably smells like Vanilla Lattes from Starbucks. I guess there is nothing wrong with that if that’s your thing.

It’s a shitty position for Shapiro to be in since Rogers is a publicly-traded company and it’s all about the cash-rules-everything-around-me-CREAM. But seriously, all you Rogers talking heads, upgrade the goddamn stadium that your company bought from Sportsco for roughly $25 million in 2004 – or just sell it. Or just figure out a way to get the team off your publically-traded books. Sell the team to Ed Rogers, or something – transfer the team to his name –  I dunno.

Obviously I don’t know enough about this stuff to talk about these sorts of things, but when you buy the SkyDome for a bag of peanuts, hang your name on it, and sell the hotel that came with your original purchase for more than you paid for the actual stadium, invest some goddamn money into it and just create a better baseball experience.

And, yeah, sure all this sounds about right here folks, but Shapiro adds this little interesting thought, ‘I can’t remember ever in my career, ya know, 29 – 28 years, not signing a minor-league position free agent – not one. So every single guy in camp is our own guy. And, to me, that’s a good sign.’ So, yeah, that’s pretty cool.

And it’s also pretty cool that the Buffalo Bisons are actually going to be a real AAA team that has actual Blue Jays prospects this year. That is a great reason to make the quick trip to Buffalo this summer, get some awesome wings, have a couple beers, and check out guys like Alford, Teoscar, Tellez, Borucki, Pannone, and company. Bobby Meacham and his Bisons are going to be a fun team to keep our eye on in 2018, that’s for sure

What I like about Shapiro is how he recognizes that the farm is not where it needs to be, as he mentions that they need to have waves of talent in the system. He recognizes that the organization cannot ‘pin their hopes on two guys’ (Vlad & Bo) and that they need to have close to ten ‘impact’ prospects to be excited about. And the truth is, they are probably two drafts away from it being where they want it to be. The future is pretty damn bright folks.

It’s damn interesting that he said that there are reasons that he would not have made Osuna a starter if he could roll back the clock. He could’ve easily just left the answer with ‘probably not’. Maybe it’s the Tommy John surgery. Maybe it’s because having an elite closer is king. Maybe it’s reasons that none of us really know. Maybe we can all read into that line a bit too much. Maybe …

And with the way that the JD Martinez thing went down with the shitty Red Sox, and with the way that the market has played out this offseason; it’s clear that all the front-offices around the league are done handing out long-term contracts to guys like Josh Donaldson.

So, if Donaldson is looking to sign a deal that takes him into his late-thirties, which the ‘maverick’ Richard Griffin reported, he might not get what he actually wants, nor might any free agent who is in their early-thirties for that matter. It will be interesting to see how the offseason plays out next year.

And, there are reasons to have hope for this season. There are reasons to be optimistic about 2018. Last season was a complete year of dogshit and dogshit things happening. And even with all the shitty blisters, injuries, Barney and Goins at-bats, and Bautista’s terrible production, the team still managed to remain in the wild card hunt up until August. Sure, they never actually hit that goddamn .500 line, but somehow they managed to hang around near it, even after that shitty April and all the shit that followed.

So, if all the ifs play out in the good Birds of Summer’s favor this season, there isn’t a reason that they can’t be a wild card team. There are three tiers this year. Tier 1: Houston, New York, Cleveland, and Boston. Tier 2: Toronto, the dumb Angels, and the Twins. And tier 3: all the other shitty teams.

Honestly, I don’t know if you listened to this interview and I’m not a goddamn psychologist, but Shapiro’s tone dropped a bit when he answered this question and it sounded to me like he knows it’s not good. And the thing is, it’s really hard to watch a player with so much talent quickly lose the awesome skillset that he once had. I hope to hell that Tulowitzki can come back from these bone spur issues and play the game he loves and that we love watching him play, but ugh something just doesn’t seem right here folks. I hope I’m wrong…

‘Nate Pearson is a guy that, ya know, um… not many times that a guy who pitches 20 innings kind of ends up on top 100 charts in all of Major League baseball. This guy, I want to temper, ya know, getting too excited about a guy who has only pitched 20 innings, but he did hit 100/mph in every single start last year.’

Even Shapiro gushes over Big Nate and why the hell not gush… Let’s try not to get too excited because pitching is a fragile position, but holy shit, he could end up being one of the elite players to come out of the 2017 draft.

And that’s pretty much most of the juicy bits from Shapiro’s interview with Brunt and some Blair clown. At this point in time, I just want to get this damn season going. We are only a few beers away before the dumb Yankees come to Toronto and the best damn season begins. But, holy shit, this will be a fun year of baseball throughout the entire organization, from Vancouver to Lansing to Dunedin to New Hampshire to Buffalo and Toronto. Now, let’s just get this thing going, amirite?