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Time Traveling Ross Atkins

Since it’s the All-Star break and stuff, I thought it would be fun to type up this little fictional something because I’m bored. Hopefully it entertains you. If not, whatever… *** The Toronto skyline looks less good-looking than ever on another hot summer morning, as the cranes continue to work hard piling more glass on…

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Building off that future talk…

Earlier today, Richard Lee-Sam talked about the future. Specifically, our large adult sons and actually having something to look forward to during this depressing-ass season. The future is an unknown thing that we like to think about. It is a thing that we like to work towards. It’s a thing that we are constantly being…

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This Is Seriously The Best Jays News

When I think of Buffalo, I think of the Anchor Bar, Gabriel’s Gate, and Wing Kings. I think of driving over the border with my friends to eat the best damn chicken wings in North America. I think of road trips to Bisons games, lazy summer afternoon baseball, and more chicken wings – a couple…

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The Jays’ Future Continues To Get Brighter

I was up in Whitestone this Canada Day long weekend doing what a lot of us like to do, which is BBQ the hell out of everything, drink whatever, splash around in the lake, and all that other cottage-y kind of stuff. But, many Canadians forget the importance of July 2nd for their future Toronto…

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Ryan Noda Is A Bit Of A Baseball Mystery

If you’re like me, then you need all the large adult sons content injected into your veins every single baseball day. I totally can’t get enough of it, to be honest with you. And MiLB TV delivers it for all of us crazy prospect fans who need all of this prospect-y stuff. I have always…

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Sell High On Maile And Bring Up Danny Jansen

Since I’m just drunk on this trade stuff and I feel like taking another sip from the bullshit bottle, I say sell high on Luke Maile now. I know that the beloved chosen one is a fan favourite and he’s just so nice. And he should be delivered to the All-Star game and all that…

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Helping Old Cleveland Friends

Back in the early nineties, I used to go down to Cleveland with my stepdad for a week to watch the Jays every summer. Cleveland played in good old Municipal Stadium back then. The stadium was big. It was empty. The pillars were like giant walls. I was too young to drink beer. And somehow,…

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The Jays Are A Smart Sale Away From Not Being Bad At All

2018 has been a .50 cent daze so far and the floors are crooked. The pre-season started with some hopeful texts to your friends and tweets to Internet people, who you most likely don’t actually know in the real world, but whatever – it’s fun. Those same texts and tweets were then followed by some…

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Mark Shapiro And Ross Atkins Will Walk The Line Just Fine

The blow it the *cuss* up talk is happening now, as the Jays sit a bunch of games behind the second Wild Card spot. And it kind of sucks because it’s early June and the everything-is-fun April seems like a hell of a long time ago. During these shitty baseball days, we’ve all been a…