Game Threat: Brooms, Blue Jays (75-83) @ Red Sox (91-66)
By Cam Lewis
6 years agoThe season might be over, but also, fuck the Red Sox. Sweeping them, though it would alter the Blue Jays draft position (lolol what is this the NHL????) would be a good time. It would also mean we don’t have to watch those trash ass Massholes celebrate an American league East title, because that’s always vomit-inducing.
Blue Jays
Marco Estrada: 4.70 ERA, 183 2/3 IP, 8.7 H9, 1.5 HR9, 3.4 BB9, 8.5 SO9
Red Sock’s
Rick Porcello: 4.55 ERA, 197 2/3 IP, 10.4 H9, 1.6 HR9, 2.1 BB9, 7.9 SO9
Rick Porcello sucks ass and considering the Jays just spanked Chris Sale, a pitcher who doesn’t suck ass, my math suggests they’ll spank Rick Porcello even harder. I would love to see Teoscar Hernandez and Josh Donaldson blast some more goddamn dingers and I would also love to watch ACEstrada have another great start before the season comes to a close.
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