Mike Bolsinger is going to be throwing the ball to Mike Ohlman tonight. In a major league game. It’s May.

Some big news for the American League East, as stud closer Zach Britton will be sidelined for the next couple of months due to injury. Can the Orioles survive without him? They certainly couldn’t in last year’s wild card game! Heyo!

Boy oh boy, hurry back, Tulo. Just wait ’till you see tonight’s lineup.

It seems the Mike Bolsinger experience won’t have to go on for very long, so long as Aaron Sanchez’s fingers are finally good to go.

And now, the lineups…

Mike Bolsinger: In Triple-A… 12 1/3 IP, 1.46 ERA, 8.0 H9, 0 HR9, 2.2 HR9, 13.1 SO9

Carlos Carrasco: 41 1/3 IP, 2.18 ERA, 5.7 H9, 1.1 HR9, 1.7 HR9, 8.5 SO9

What the helllllll is this lineup? Ryan Goins batting sixth?! Zeke batting second?! Barney, Coghlan, and Mike Ohlman?! Gah!! And they’re going to have to go up against Carlos Carrasco? My goodness, lord help us.