H.R. Giger could not have envisioned a more nightmarish start to the 2017 Toronto Blue Jays season, and yet there are still, somehow, things to talk about that go beyond saying “what in the goddamn fuck is going the goddamn fucking on??!?!?”

Not many, mind you, but there are things.

And so that’s what I, mostly, tried to talk about — when I wasn’t being barked at by dogs or willing myself even harder than usual not to call everything “fucking dogshit” — as I joined Hustler and Lawless (minus Lawless) on TSN 1290 in Winnipeg.

Have a listen!