<p>It&#8217;s Family Day weekend in most parts of Canada, and<em> the</em> thicc-est member of the Blue Jays family has arrived today. The 80-bat king of the sons is ready to murder some grapefruit balls, as every fan continues to gush and take hard swigs from the bottle of Vlad.</p>
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<p>So let&#8217;s just gush some more on this perfect Saturday:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wait for it&#8230; <a href="https://t.co/rAFF9qp4To">pic.twitter.com/rAFF9qp4To</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Hazel Mae (@thehazelmae) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096796323431366656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 16, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>And cue a little theme music, amirite?</p>
<div class="jetpack-video-wrapper"><iframe loading="lazy" title="Bret Hart Theme Song" width="1333" height="1000" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dqMNuit1dM0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>
<p>It&#8217;s super exciting stuff because Vlad<em> is</em> going to totally set foot on the Rogers carpet at some point in time this spring. We just have to, ya know, wait for him to work on his base running and defence because the current CBA is trash:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">I know one Blue Jay, who hasn’t played in the MLB and will spend some time in Buffalo this spring because the current CBA is trash, that would’ve made this list. <a href="https://t.co/ytyFS0a7K2">pic.twitter.com/ytyFS0a7K2</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Ryan D (@RyanDifrancesco) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanDifrancesco/status/1096427176549863430?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 15, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>I&#8217;m not about to jump on that shitty CBA thought train right now because this post is meant to inject our veins with Spring Training Vlad and everything good in this messed up world. And I know that there are a lot of howls about this topic right now, but I don&#8217;t think that Jays fans are shocked that Vlad will start the season in Buffalo because of the service time thing. I think fans are just pissed because even though it makes &#8216;sense&#8217; for the organization to do that under the current rules, that doesn&#8217;t mean that it makes it right. I mean, the front office could just reach deep into the Rogers pocket and give him all the money when the time comes to extend him, so who really cares about that extra year of service, right? Anywho&#8230;moving on.</p>
<p>Look at this beut:</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">Vladimir Guerrero Jr. out with the position players playing catch with <a href="https://twitter.com/yunitogurriel?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@yunitogurriel</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/springtraining?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#springtraining</a> <a href="https://t.co/b4ZKydr0eG">pic.twitter.com/b4ZKydr0eG</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Hazel Mae (@thehazelmae) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096802264373637120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 16, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>And marvel at this:</p>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/springtraining?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#springtraining</a> <a href="https://t.co/a5y9xIAqPG">pic.twitter.com/a5y9xIAqPG</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Hazel Mae (@thehazelmae) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096813988380270592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 16, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>The Large Adult Son has arrived:</p>
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<p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BlueJays?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BlueJays</a> <a href="https://t.co/Bu40rRgC3w">pic.twitter.com/Bu40rRgC3w</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Hazel Mae (@thehazelmae) <a href="https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096815245559910400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 16, 2019</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>FUCKIN&#8217; YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

It's Family Day weekend in most parts of Canada, and<em> the</em> thicc-est member of the Blue Jays family has arrived today. The 80-bat king of the sons is ready to murder some grapefruit balls, as every fan continues to gush and take hard swigs from the bottle of Vlad.



So let's just gush some more on this perfect Saturday:

https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096796323431366656

And cue a little theme music, amirite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqMNuit1dM0

It's super exciting stuff because Vlad<em> is</em> going to totally set foot on the Rogers carpet at some point in time this spring. We just have to, ya know, wait for him to work on his base running and defence because the current CBA is trash:

https://twitter.com/RyanDifrancesco/status/1096427176549863430

I'm not about to jump on that shitty CBA thought train right now because this post is meant to inject our veins with Spring Training Vlad and everything good in this messed up world. And I know that there are a lot of howls about this topic right now, but I don't think that Jays fans are shocked that Vlad will start the season in Buffalo because of the service time thing. I think fans are just pissed because even though it makes 'sense' for the organization to do that under the current rules, that doesn't mean that it makes it right. I mean, the front office could just reach deep into the Rogers pocket and give him all the money when the time comes to extend him, so who really cares about that extra year of service, right? Anywho...moving on.

Look at this beut:

https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096802264373637120

And marvel at this:

https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096813988380270592

The Large Adult Son has arrived:

https://twitter.com/thehazelmae/status/1096815245559910400

FUCKIN' YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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