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<p>If you follow @<a href="https://twitter.com/BlueJays">BlueJays</a> on Twitter, you&#8217;ll have noticed a couple things lately: one, that the account now appears to be run by your insufferably upbeat kooky aunt, and two, today is photo day!</p>
<p>Ahh, yes, the annual ritual of Blue Jays players having their pictures taken, and then getting mocked by shitlords on the internet. Feels like spring already!</p>
<p>Of course, there isn&#8217;t <i>too</i> much to mock in the batches of pics pouring in to <a href="http://www.gettyimages.ca/photos/blue-jays-photo-day?excludenudity=true&amp;family=editorial&amp;page=1&amp;phrase=blue%20jays%20photo%20day&amp;sort=best#license">Getty Images</a> right now, but I&#8217;ll see what I can do&#8230;</p>
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<p>Seriously, people. Quit. Encouraging. Biagini.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Dalton Pompey working a top notch Bautista beard&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Cat Latos&#8217;s owner&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Somehow not Jason Grili. (It&#8217;s Chris Smith, who&#8230; exists, apparently).</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The actual Grilli Cheeeeezzz</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">J.P. Howell has finally made it off Gilligan&#8217;s Island and holy shit I&#8217;m old&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I really want to know what&#8217;s up in the corner of that room&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">And here we have scheming 80s movie villain, Gavin Floyd&#8230;</p>
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<p>* * *</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Steve Pearce demonstrating that red belongs nowhere near a Toronto Blue Jays uniform (except, I suppose, in the dumbly over-sized maple leaf designed to give you a patriotic tingle for a Rogers-owned brand).</p>
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<p>* * *</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Would anybody object if I just called him &#8220;King Shit of Fuck Mountain&#8221; all year? (Sit down, Donaldson!)</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">If you look in the bathroom mirror by candlelight and chant Melvin&#8217;s name he will haunt your dreams. So&#8230; basically the same as if you&#8217;ve ever watched him against right-handed pitching.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Bo just wishes he was at the Turkey&#8217;s Nest.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Put him in a plaid shirt instead of his Jays uniform and Kendrys Morales is every guy in Leslieville.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Harold Ramirez is 22 years old.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Lourdes Gurriel shows us the clearest evidence yet that the Blue Jays&#8217; new front office truly believes neck is the new market inefficiency.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Somebody tell Chris Sabo here that nobody believes his name is actually &#8220;Dan Jansen&#8221;.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Matt Dermody looks like the spawn of A.J. Burnett and Jesus. I think we&#8217;ve been overlooking him.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Tulo smiling? The photographer must have said, &#8220;Say, waking up at four in the morning to go take grounders!&#8221;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">TFW yer a fucken boss</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">OK, I think that&#8217;s about enough for now&#8230;</p>
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</div><p></p><p>If you follow @<a href="https://twitter.com/BlueJays">BlueJays</a> on Twitter, you'll have noticed a couple things lately: one, that the account now appears to be run by your insufferably upbeat kooky aunt, and two, today is photo day!</p><p>Ahh, yes, the annual ritual of Blue Jays players having their pictures taken, and then getting mocked by shitlords on the internet. Feels like spring already!</p><p>Of course, there isn't <i>too</i> much to mock in the batches of pics pouring in to <a href="http://www.gettyimages.ca/photos/blue-jays-photo-day?excludenudity=true&amp;family=editorial&amp;page=1&amp;phrase=blue%20jays%20photo%20day&amp;sort=best#license">Getty Images</a> right now, but I'll see what I can do...</p><p>Seriously, people. Quit. Encouraging. Biagini.</p><p></p><div style="text-align:center">
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<p style="text-align: left;">Dalton Pompey working a top notch Bautista beard...<br></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Cat Latos's owner...</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Somehow not Jason Grili. (It's Chris Smith, who... exists, apparently).</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The actual Grilli Cheeeeezzz</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">J.P. Howell has finally made it off Gilligan's Island and holy shit I'm old...</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I really want to know what's up in the corner of that room...</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">And here we have scheming 80s movie villain, Gavin Floyd...</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Steve Pearce demonstrating that red belongs nowhere near a Toronto Blue Jays uniform (except, I suppose, in the dumbly over-sized maple leaf designed to give you a patriotic tingle for a Rogers-owned brand).</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Would anybody object if I just called him "King Shit of Fuck Mountain" all year? (Sit down, Donaldson!)</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">If you look in the bathroom mirror by candlelight and chant Melvin's name he will haunt your dreams. So... basically the same as if you've ever watched him against right-handed pitching.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Bo just wishes he was at the Turkey's Nest.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Put him in a plaid shirt instead of his Jays uniform and Kendrys Morales is every guy in Leslieville.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Harold Ramirez is 22 years old.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Lourdes Gurriel shows us the clearest evidence yet that the Blue Jays' new front office truly believes neck is the new market inefficiency.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Somebody tell Chris Sabo here that nobody believes his name is actually "Dan Jansen".</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Matt Dermody looks like the spawn of A.J. Burnett and Jesus. I think we've been overlooking him.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Tulo smiling? The photographer must have said, "Say, waking up at four in the morning to go take grounders!"</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">TFW yer a fucken boss</p>
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