The Jays’ St. Patrick’s Day Cap Looks Better Suited For April 20th

Image via Lids.com

Oh, hello Toronto Blue Jays 2016 St. Patrick’s Day cap, you… uh… you holdin’?

I don’t know if anyone has actually used that phrase since 1973, but what I do know is that the above image is indeed of what Lids calls the “Toronto Blue Jays New Era ‘MLB 2016 St. Patty’s Diamond Era 59FIFTY Cap'”.

Teams do seem to wear a lot of St. Patrick’s Day gear these days (though I don’t know if you’ll actually see the Jays in these — UPDATE: I’m told they’re not), and what I guess I’m trying to say here is, the maple leaf looks… different.

Especially when you compare it to what the leaf looks like on the club’s actual spring training hat. To wit:

Gone is the inner border, for one. And that leaf bulges out way conspicuously, too. They’re gonna know, man!

It’s the cap that every skid from the Atlantic to the Pacific will want! Good job, MLB clothing designers!

Pretty funny, though. Or maybe it’s only funny when you’re high.

No word if it smells like Otto’s jacket.