Now we’re getting to the good stuff. With the season all but over and the trade deadline approaching in just over a month, we’re going to start seeing some Large Adult Sons populate the roster the rest of the way.
The hammer was dropped. According to Shi Davidi, Major League Baseball has suspended Roberto Osuna for 75 games for violating Major League Baseball’s Joint Domestic Violence, Sexual Abuse, and Child Abuse Policy. Osuna will not appeal the suspension.
The best thing about this season has, by far, been the success of Toronto’s farmhands. From Vlad Jr. beating the absolute piss out of Double-A to Ryan Borucki, Sean Reid-Foley, and T.J. Zeuch killing it all the way to guys like Ryan Noda and Kevin Smith breaking out at the lower levels, it’s been a…
Mike Trout has been in the Major Leagues since 2011. He’s played in 999 games and has been worth a whopping 61.2 wins above replacement. He’s not just great, he’s historically great. Since 2011, the Angels have made one playoff appearance. That’s right. The bitch-ass Angels have gobbled up the prime years of Mike fucking Trout, a dude…
For the first time since their June-opening series against Detroit, the Blue Jays weren’t involved in a sweep. They split their two-game series with Atlanta which ended a four-series streak in which the Jays either swept or were swept by the other team.
Everyone would do the 2015 trade deadline over again without a second thought. Bringing in David Price and Troy Tulowitzki set the stage for the underachieving first-half Blue Jays to go on a historic run to the ALCS. If you wouldn’t, well, I don’t really want to hear what you have to say. You’re probably…
The Braves are in town! You know what that means? It’s time to drink exactly one beer and complain about how things coulda been if Alex Anthopolous stuck around!
Despite sweeping the Washington Nationals in a very shocking series that nobody saw coming, the Blue Jays are still going to be sellers come trade deadline time. They’re 15 games back of the division and, more importantly, they’re 13.5 games back of the wild card.
The Blue Jays just completed a sweep of the Washington Nationals last weekend. Want some more good news? Some of our Large Adult Son pitchers are killing it around the farm.
Before this weekend’s series, I said this: “This could be ugly. If the team can’t barrel up the ball when *checks notes* Matt Andriese is pitching, they’re going to be grinded into paste by Max Scherzer, Gio Gonzalez, and Tanner Roark. Are you excited yet?!?!!?” Well, good thing You Can’t Predict Baseball.
In 2005, Major League Baseball ripped the Expos from Montreal, chucked them in Washington, slapped Walgreens uniforms on them, and called them the Nationals. They’ve never won a playoff series.
It’s just like the good old days. The New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox are supercharged — both teams are on pace for more than 100 wins, one will win the division while the other will be in the Wild Card Game — and the race between the peasants in the American League East…
